i would do some nasty shit for front row one direction tickets
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guys I’m never pausing icarly again what the fuck is happening here
NEVER
AGAIN
Let’s not forget
I love how theres the “G” symbol at the top and then BAM breast
wh
those are boobs
they didnt censor it
boobs
on
a
fucking
kids
show
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how
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must be following me
reblogs only & starting after 60 reblogs
thank me later
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reblog if you have less than 20k
im single by choice
its just not my choice
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I put these together because I am sick of reading girls putting themselves down on tumblr because they don’t look like any of these women. There are things called high end cosmetics and photoshop that make these women look perfect by hiding their blemishes and wrinkles. The truth is they can afford far better makeup than you. The stuff they use is almost magic. And we all know the things they can do with photographs these days. Strip all that away and they’re just like you. You also have to figure how many of these women had cosmetic surgery. There is no so such thing as a perfect and flawless looking person.
Long overdue post…puts things into a more balanced perspective. Thank you for this compilation.
this makes me feel better about not having thick eyebrows like you don’t even fucking know
okay you gotta admit emma watson still looks pretty
Agreed. A few of these women still do. But Emma stands out.
But most of these women do look very different.
My brother, who never compliments me, told me that I don’t look as bad as Mila Kunis without makeup and I felt so much better about myself, haha.
Emma Watson, marry me?
during a concert
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
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this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
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how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
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how the irish deal with straight vodka
how the british deal with straight vodka
Hahha! In that case I’m Irish.
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